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I'm the sort of romance novel heroine who browbeats my broody, controlling, boyishly beautiful suitor off my case, hijacks my own story in favor of solving crime, and ends my novel single and fabulous, wielding a magic sword everyone thought was meant for a man. The love interest exits in search of a more pliable woman as hairy vikings and voluptuous babes throw themselves at my combat-booted feet.

Body and fabric artist, entertainment blogger, and aspiring young-adult fantasy author. Currently rotating my attention through three different books while chilling out in central Florida and reblogging all the social justice.

The contents of this blog are feminist, pro-science, pro-cartoons, and pro-butts.

Fandoms include: Rise of the Guardians, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Gargoyles, Disney, Sailor Moon, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Xena: Warrior Princess, Community, Castle, W.I.T.C.H., Avengers, Wonder Woman, Samurai Jack, and a whole lot of books.

I also help guardianofscrewingup write The Guardian of Screwing Up.
Apr 17 '14

of-the-pookan-race:

ok but seriously, if anyone argues that Frozen has the best ice in animation, all you’d have to do is show them this jfc

this is from Dreamworks’ ”Rise of the Guardians.”

Your move, Disney.

WOAH. What? What scene is this? I can’t remember.

Apr 17 '14

prince-hans-pants:

You’re never too old to pretend to be a dragon when it’s cold enough to see your breath.

Apr 16 '14
"Don’t you dare, for one minute,
believe that my kindness makes me
anything but insurmountable.
I did not unzip my chest to every kind of hurt,
and stagger back, wounded and alive,
just to hear you call me weak for trying.
I opened my door to Heartache—
I gave her the fucking key.
My softness for wayward strangers
has made me nothing less
than a halfway house for aching soles.
So when you open your mouth
and call me ‘baby’
understand that I am not your next victim
in a laundry list of broken girls.
You think I don’t know you? People like you?
People with mouths for hands.
I’ve got skin like topsoil
and your teeth could never take root.
So when you go looking to make a plaything
of a sunburst,
you better look for someone with less fire
than me.
Because softness or no,
I will eat you alive
before I let you make a meal of me."
Softness, by Ashe Vernon (via latenightcornerstore)

IMPORTANT

Apr 16 '14

fightingforwhales:

If you’re artistically talented and can draw orcas just know I am so incredible jealous of you.

I wanna be artistic so bad.

I’ve worked as an artist and I started out with very little talent. Draw every day. don’t put pressure on yourself to be good. Just enjoy the process, and don’t stop. Any professional artist will tell you - pretty vehemently - that talent only gets you so far. Every good artist had years of practice behind every piece of their art

If you enjoy the process of doing something, then you will get good if you keep doing it!

Apr 12 '14
misandry-mermaid:

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP


WHOEVER MADE THIS PLEASE ACCEPT MY HAND IN MARRIAGE

misandry-mermaid:

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

WHOEVER MADE THIS PLEASE ACCEPT MY HAND IN MARRIAGE

Apr 12 '14

itscherryamber:

amurrrka:

peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS

HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.

WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.

Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.

Apr 12 '14

thecottonproject:

let it go

Apr 12 '14

About two weeks ago I set myself the goal of having the book I wrote last year fully edited and ready to show to people in a years’ time, and I haven’t worked on it AT ALL since then. Bad glamazon.

Not really beating myself up about it because I got stationed on the other side of the country and am still working on unpacking all my stuff, getting trained, trying to meet some new local friends, etc so maybe now is not the time to set my sights on getting a whole book to a publishable state, but where I live now is the perfect inspirational setting for a fantasy novel so I better take advantage of the time while I’m here.

Seriously, I’m so lucky. I won’t say exactly how lucky, because this is the internet, but boy oh boy

I am one happy glamazon right now. :D

Apr 12 '14

usapotterfan:

teenagegaywad:

theodorepython:

coyotescorner:

peculiaraura:

itscandidlycaratempurl:

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

Well that escalated quickly

Friendly reminder that this show also kicked ass by being the first to show an interracial couple (Lucille wanted her real husband to play her husband and wouldn’t back down).

Now suddenly wondering if it’s on Netflix

Apr 12 '14

fuckyeahturkishstuff:

Rose Sherbet (Gül Şerbeti)- Turkish Rose Drink

(Source: ash-sham)