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I'm the sort of romance novel heroine who browbeats my broody, controlling, boyishly beautiful suitor off my case, hijacks my own story in favor of solving crime, and ends my novel single and fabulous, wielding a magic sword everyone thought was meant for a man.

Proud to serve the American people in the United States Coast Guard. For them I am Semper Paratus.

Occasional artist, young-adult fantasy author-in-progress.

I'm stupidly in love with Rise of the Guardians (among other things) and help guardianofscrewingup write The Guardian of Screwing Up series.

Fandoms include: Rise of the Guardians, Lord of the Rings, Gargoyles, Sailor Moon, Gravity Falls, Xena: Warrior Princess, W.I.T.C.H., Samurai Jack, and a whole lot of books.

The contents of this blog are feminist, pro-science, pro-cartoons, and pro-mermaids.
Jul 30 '14

penguintim:

When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.

Jul 30 '14

tny-stark:

please note how the people who are mad about a black captain america are not mad about christian bale’s white moses

(Source: petrsquill)

Jul 30 '14

halinacrown:

official-canadianjesus:

roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

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Jul 30 '14
Jul 30 '14
Jul 30 '14

themightyglamazon:

I really want to adopt this stray cat I met yesterday.

But I also want to get stationed on an icebreaker after A-school and being underway for weeks/months of the time is no good for taking care of a cat.

But that wouldn’t be for another two years.

But cat now.

nnneehh

evillordzog said:Shipd need a cat?

That would be adorable, but maybe on a ship that’s not mostly out crushing ice in the arctic circle. I’m assuming housecats don’t like the arctic circle.

Jul 30 '14

guardianofscrewingup:

riddlemeroxy:

sadlittleballoflight:

markdoesstuff:

afro-dominicano:

afro-dominicano:

oldjukebox:

Can’t stop listening.

I never knew I needed this..

okay but like why doesn’t this have a million notes????

oh my god

MAKE ROXY FIND THE THING

I know I Saw this like a couple weeks ago and I LOVED it!

themightyglamazon this is for you

omg omg OMG

INCOHERENT SCREECHING

(Source: youtube.com)

Jul 29 '14
sonneillonv:

theblackcreative:

whitegirlsaintshit:

note-a-bear:

junkyardvarren:

sasha-thumper:

wussut:

nigeah:

461164:

darvinasafo:

This that fuckery!

WOW Y’ALL SEE THIS?

bruh

What am I looking at and why does it look like this?

Flagrant

y’all see them darker servants tho… but the rulers lily white. fuck this noise. can’t have nuthin, not even our own history.

….I…They really want someone to torch their production offices, don’t they?

lmao okay white America.

Wow! They are always going on about the ancient Egyptians not being black to excuse whitewashing, and yet have zero problem casting ancient Egyptians as black when it comes to servant roles.

I just… I wonder, who LOOKS at this and goes “Yup, I don’t see anything wrong, print it!”  Like… aren’t there people whose job it is to make sure this kind of bullshit doesn’t happen…?  This is not the “politically correct” society Fox News promised me.

sonneillonv:

theblackcreative:

whitegirlsaintshit:

note-a-bear:

junkyardvarren:

sasha-thumper:

wussut:

nigeah:

461164:

darvinasafo:

This that fuckery!

WOW Y’ALL SEE THIS?

bruh

What am I looking at and why does it look like this?

Flagrant

y’all see them darker servants tho… but the rulers lily white. fuck this noise. can’t have nuthin, not even our own history.

….I…
They really want someone to torch their production offices, don’t they?

lmao okay white America.

Wow! They are always going on about the ancient Egyptians not being black to excuse whitewashing, and yet have zero problem casting ancient Egyptians as black when it comes to servant roles.

I just… I wonder, who LOOKS at this and goes “Yup, I don’t see anything wrong, print it!”  Like… aren’t there people whose job it is to make sure this kind of bullshit doesn’t happen…?  This is not the “politically correct” society Fox News promised me.

Jul 29 '14

themysteryofgravityfalls:

It’s just like being at SDCC! Now where’s FullBars?

UNCONTROLLABLE DELIGHTED SCREECHING

Jul 29 '14