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I'm the sort of romance novel heroine who browbeats my broody, controlling, boyishly beautiful suitor off my case, hijacks my own story in favor of solving crime, and ends my novel single and fabulous, wielding a magic sword everyone thought was meant for a man.

Proud to serve the American people in the United States Coast Guard. For them I am Semper Paratus.

Occasional artist, young-adult fantasy author-in-progress.

I'm stupidly in love with Rise of the Guardians (among other things) and help guardianofscrewingup write The Guardian of Screwing Up series.

Fandoms include: Rise of the Guardians, Lord of the Rings, Gargoyles, Sailor Moon, Gravity Falls, Xena: Warrior Princess, W.I.T.C.H., Samurai Jack, and a whole lot of books.

The contents of this blog are feminist, pro-science, pro-cartoons, and pro-mermaids.
Aug 27 '14

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

Aug 27 '14

the-goddamazon:

It’s a proven fact that bisexuals are greedy.

We will eat our fries and then eat yours too.

We will also drink your drink even before we finish drinking ours.

I’m hungry.

Aug 27 '14

So Avatar: the Last AIrbender ended with Aang winning without having to sacrifice an integral part of himself, finding a way to resolve the conflict around him by thinking outside the box of solutions everyone else had presented to him.

And every season of Legand of Korra has ended with Korra stripped of something powerful or integral to her perception of herself, and sad and victimized over it.

The first series says “you can win without sacrificing parts of yourself” and the second says “lol no u can’t”

Fourth season hasn’t even begun and I already don’t like where it’s going.

Aug 27 '14

Thinking about Goliath and Elisa and having a lot of feelings. I’m the only person I know (personally) whose OTP they are. I am so bitter about missing this fandom in its heyday.

Aug 26 '14
Aug 26 '14
dragonsandcatporn:

sagaciouscejai:

mamasam:

Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka.
Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked.

but when the party needed him most, he got sober.

and everything changed when the stoner nation attacked

dragonsandcatporn:

sagaciouscejai:

mamasam:

Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka.

Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked.

but when the party needed him most, he got sober.

and everything changed when the stoner nation attacked

(Source: dominiricanlove)

Aug 26 '14

sentientarboroform:

spiritsflame:

If whats happening in Ferguson was happening to an all white community, it would be called a dystopian novel

#and all actions against the police would be heroic and daring#and the plucky white protags would be encouraged to use violence to stop the injustice

Aug 26 '14

(Source: warpaintbarbie)

Aug 26 '14
shslscubadiver:

Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average

shslscubadiver:

Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average

(Source: pjransone)

Aug 26 '14

(Source: angryblackman)